Fifth Column 5:30 Tue Nov 23
My wife was a cu*t
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My Wife was a CU*T
1) She was
2) No evidence will be provided
3) No link will be provided.
4) (FOUR)
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Too Much Too Young
7:32 Thu Nov 25
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WTF has madonna done to herself. looks nothing like when i last saw her.
the hands are a give away mind...face of a 30 something, hands of a 60 year old!!
rotten old trout...probably would after 6 stellas though.
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goose
7:09 Thu Nov 25
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Madonna looks like an old lady who’s had a fall and cannot get up.
Probably broken a hip or something.
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Grumpster
6:34 Thu Nov 25
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Never been married, but surely it’s not hard to work out that they’re a cunt before marrying them?
My previous long term birds worked out that I would never have children, stop drinking or going football and so fucked me off.
I mean I told them this right at the start and the soppy tarts thought they could change me, but at least they realised they couldn’t before getting married.
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scouse kid
5:56 Thu Nov 25
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Snakes with Tits ??
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Tomshardware
4:21 Thu Nov 25
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But did she have a hairy cunt?
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Block
11:50 Thu Nov 25
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I would/
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Northern Sold
11:37 Thu Nov 25
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Could be worse... could be married to Madonna... more pricks than a couple of wrestling porcupines...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10240205/Madonnas-fans-CRINGE-singer-63-frees-nipple-spreads-legs-explicit-bedroom-shoot.html
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Fifth Column
4:13 Wed Nov 24
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MPI
Hovis?
You mean is she brown?
Racist.
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chim chim cha boo
11:07 Wed Nov 24
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Irish Hammer 6:01 Tue Nov 23
Admittedly, Mumsnet can be a tough wank. Sometimes.
Fifth, mate, we've ALL been there. That scent you find so attractive that you just want to stick your face into turns out to just be germs after all.
No worse feeling in the world. I would much prefer to have a dozen Millwall fans smash me with bricks and hammers than an emotional kicking by a woman I loved.
I feel for you brother x
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Fifth Column
10:45 Wed Nov 24
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My Mrs may have been a cu*t but to be fair she was very attractive. V may have had the right idea though...
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ugly!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
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Mr Kenzo
10:42 Wed Nov 24
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She was a munter that's for sure
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joey5000
10:40 Wed Nov 24
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He put a picture on here via his photobucket? account, but the account wasn’t private so anyone who viewed the image was able to go through all of his photos. There were a lot of photos of his rather grim wife on there (no nudes thankfully).
I’m not sure if it was on the same thread but he went on to talk about his mate and wife being in bed together upstairs whilst he was downstairs posting on WHO.
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Fifth Column
10:34 Wed Nov 24
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Joey
I missed that - what happened?
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Nurse Ratched
10:28 Wed Nov 24
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V was one angry ant, bless him.
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joey5000
10:11 Wed Nov 24
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147man 6:06 Tue Nov 23
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V for Vendetta - My Wife is a Fat Cunt
Ag ag ag
The V-iasco was one of my all time favourite days on WHO. The pictures of her in the playground will be etched into my retinas for ever.
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Fifth Column
9:40 Tue Nov 23
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Always look on the bright side of life Northern
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gph
6:13 Tue Nov 23
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Have you rediscovered alcohol?
Should've built up, one pint at a time...
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Northern Sold
6:12 Tue Nov 23
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FIFTH IS A CUNT AND SO IS HIS WIFE (ex)
*stolen from Monty Python’s Life of Brian – Crucifixion Scene*
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Dandy Lyon
6:08 Tue Nov 23
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So I log into this site during my morning poo and this is what I see.
Swear to god this is the weirdest site on the internet.
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